We Will Miss His Magic !
Thursday, November 10, 2005
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Time To Start Eating
Forget Spinich. That's for Popeye.
Forget Wheaties. That's the breakfast for Champions.
Forget Chrebet Crunch. That's for Wayne.
And Forget Gatorade. That's for winners.
So, maybe eat some Green Eggs & Ham before the next game.
Maybe, just maybe, that will help (knock on wood) !
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
A Tribute To Chrebet
Jet fans would like to thank Rich Kotitie for giving Wayne a chance to prove himself !
Monday, November 07, 2005
Jets Cemetary Of Injured 2005
2005 DEATH TOLL:
Andre Maddox (pre-season)
Darrell McClover (pre-season)
Marko Cavka (pre-season)
Chad Pennington (week 3)
Jay Fiedler (week 3)
Derrick Blaylock (week 5)
Kevin Mawae (week 6)
Eric Barton (week 7)
Chris Baker (week 9)
Wayne Chrebet (week 9)
Friday, November 04, 2005
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
What Chad Is Doing Now..
While not playing football, Chad is cruising chicks! Hopefully is penis is stronger than is arm!
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
The Bye Week
Time to get back to playing Jets football. Actually, let's play Colts football instead.
Monday, October 31, 2005
Friday, October 28, 2005
Thursday, October 27, 2005
A New Postal Stamp
In honor of Curits Martin (#28) gaining a whopping 28 yards on Sunday, the U.S. Postal office is printing a limited edition stamp at $0.28.
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Bradway's Mistakes
Too many mess ups from our General Manager. It may be time for a new regime!
Bradway's Mistakes:
Trading a #1 pick this year for Doug Jolley where we could have drafted Heath Miller (TE) or an offensive lineman.
Rushing Pennington back to start this season when he was not 100%.
The extremly high Pennington contract.
Muffing up the Laverneaus Coles tender where we could have picked up an additional 3rd Round pick.
Screwing up the tender as well to Chad Morton almost costing us a 5th round pick...or maybe it did...I can't remember.
Not drafting a single Pro-Bowl player in his regime. (Obviously Vilma will one day change that.)
Trading two first round picks to move up to the 4th slot to snag Dewayne Robertson who has bad knees.
Matthew Hatchette
Not figuring out how to sign Lamont.
Not getting a long term deal done with Abraham.
Not re-signing Jason Fergueson or Kareem McKenzie.
Giving up / Trading Santana Moss.
Dress Code Not Working
In the wake of the NBA's new dress code, Jets coach Herman Edwards has reminded his team of his rules regarding road attire.
Edwards requires his players to wear a sports coat or suit with a collared shirt, dress shoes and socks while traveling to the team hotel and to the stadium. Ties are optional but sweat suits, jeans, tennis shoes, sandals and excessive jewelry are prohibited. Following games, the rules are relaxed for travel.
Maybe they should try NUDE !
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Barf Barf From Last Night
1. Vinny fumbles the snap on the 2nd offensive play of the game.
2. Vinny has 2 other fumbles and was sacked twice. Kendell is taking the blame but Vinny still needs to protect the ball.
3. Total of 3 fumbles on the first 4 possessions leading to a 17 point deficit.
4. The offensive line didn't protect the QB.
5. The offensive line didn't create any holes for the rushing game.
6. Clock management at the end of the half was terrible. We could have had 2 more plays from mid field if they were ready.
7. We got screwed out of a time out by the officials.
8. Bollinger's last drive took over 6 minutes off the clock to not score. They were not in any rush for some reason.
9. There was a Justin Miller kickoff return called back for a penality by Kenyatta Wright behind the play that was so stupid.
10. There were two completions called back due to offensive pass interference.
11. Testaverde strained his right Achilles' tendon and left the game in the third quarter.
12. The Jets (2-5) have lost six straight road games, their longest such streak since the Rich Kotite era.
13. On defense the Jets have allowed 382 yards rushing in the past two games -- against the Falcons and Bills.
14. The Jets lost linebacker Eric Barton (torn triceps) for the season. He got injured in the first quarter on his first play back.
15. Running back Curtis Martin was held to 28 yards on 14 carries.
16. Laveranues Coles suffered an elbow injury. The extent of the injury isn't known.
17. Also pathetic was wth a minute left in the first half, the Jets actually helped the Falcons overturn a 12-yard pass completion by Testaverde. The play set up the Jets at the Falcons 40-yard line with enough time to move into field-goal range. But confusion reigned on the Jets sideline, and Testaverde burned the Jets final time out. Replays of the play were shown on the scoreboard screens several times, leading Falcons coach Jim Mora to challenge the play. It was overturned, and the Jets had to punt.
18. This season, the Jets have been outscored in the first quarter, 40-7
19. When Testaverde bobbled the snap from Kendall on the Jets' second play from scrimmage, it was the team's 19th fumble this year - as many as they had all of last season.
Monday, October 24, 2005
ESPN Jets Nicknames
In honor of Chris Berman coming up with ESPN Nicknames like Curtis My Favorite Martin, here are my Top 10 Jets ESPN Prime Time NFL Nicknames (made up of course):
1. Hanging Chad Pennington
2. Fred & Johnathan Vilma
3. Laverneaus Char Coles
4. Vinny Can You Pass The Testervede
5. Chris I'm A Football Player Not a Baker
6. Ben Graham Cracker
7. Kevin Not Your Way But Mawae
8. Ty I Play By The Law
9. Doug Is So Freggin' Jolly
10. Derrick If It Ain't Crooked It's Strait
Saturday, October 22, 2005
Friday, October 21, 2005
Thursday, October 20, 2005
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
Ogers Have Layers, and
Onions have layers, but we'll have to wait until Monday to see if this Jets team has layers.
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
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