THE 2010 JETS OFF-SEASON RAP SONG
The Jets go out and sign Cromarte,
To help us get to that Super Bowl Party,
But let's just hope he keeps it in his pants,
As we charge towards that Super Bowl dance.
We let go of Thomas Jones and signed LT,
As high profile as a signing as there can be,
He took a paycut, but he won't starve,
Just hope this move works out better than the Favre.
We got rid of Jay Feeley for Nick Folk,
I hope this doesn't become a season long joke,
A free agent now, we can persue,
But this move makes me go "BOOOOOOOOOOOOO !"
Then we trade a fifth for that a suspended guy,
So Santionio Holmes, please don't get high,
Your receiving talent is what I like,
Just remember that you are down to your final strike.
The offenive line will have a bit of a Panica,
Cause the Jets released Alan Fanaca,
But, Rex and Tanny said don't fear,
And drafted a big dude named Vladimir.
But our first round picks' skills did not lack,
As we now have Wilson as a cornerback,
Put him back there with Cromarte and Revis,
And the opposition's passing game will really believe us.
Kerry Rhodes was shipped out West,
Cause he didn't pass the Rex Ryan test,
Let's hope Rex doesn't look like a fool,
Replacing Rhodes with Brodney Pool.
Mark Sanchez had to fix his knee,
So he opted for arthroscopic surgery,
He's our leader and he's our guy,
And better be ready for training camp in July.
We re-signed Kellen Clemens as the backup,
Mark is the starting QB so he knows what's up,
O'Connell and Ainge are still behind,
But a veteran quarterback is what we must find.
We decided to sign our biggest enemy,
And Jason Taylor is who it be,
But if he plays as well as did Bryan Cox,
He'll knock some QBs right out of their socks.
We signed up for Hard Knocks on HBO,
I now can't wait to watch this show,
With all the personality on this team,
It will be the producer's dream
Rex Ryan has lap band surgery,
To fix his problem of obesity,
But he'll continue to say that the Jets are the best,
And he'll do it this season with a smaller sized breast.
We lost the coin flip to open up the new site,
But we'll show the world that opening Monday Night,
That this seaon is gonna be a lot of fun,
As we start our 2010 Super Bowl Run.
Monday, June 21, 2010
Thursday, June 17, 2010
New Jets Wine
The New York Jets have teamed-up with renowned Napa Valley winemaker Marco DiGiulio to create a sophisticated, limited-edition Cabernet Sauvignon. This vintage offers lush, ripe flavors of red cherries, currants and berries, framed by supple tannins, and just enough oak to add complexity without obscuring the purity of the fruit. The long spicy finish is an invitation for another sip.
Jets Uncorked is a reflection of both the singular vineyards from which it originates and the passion of the people involved in bringing it to you.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Friday, May 07, 2010
Thursday, April 22, 2010
The Enemy Signs
I hated Bryan Cox years ago when he signed with the Jets. I'll give this guy a chance to love !
Monday, April 12, 2010
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Wednesday, February 03, 2010
Monday, February 01, 2010
Friday, January 29, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
The Future Is Brght
We have a Franchise QB in Sanchez and a running back in Shonn Greene. Let's get a stud receiver and the offense should match the defense !
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Next Year !
Timmy Lupus said it best, "You can take your apology and your trophy...and shove it straight up your ass! And another thing; just wait til' next year."
Monday, January 25, 2010
41 Years And Counting !
I was 12 years old the first time in Miami and Don Schula's decision not to cover the field and play in Mud killed our running game with Freeman McNeil. Then, AJ Duhe killed us on the field. Chance #1 went down the tubes.
Cut to 16 years later when we were in Denver. We had a 10 point halftime lead and fumbled it away to John Elway. Chance #2 went down the tubes.
Now, 11 years later, we build an 11 point first half lead to Indy. Peyton Manning takes over. Chance #3 goes down the tubes.
If you add this up: 12+16+11 = 39 seasons divided by 3 = an average of 11 years between Championship Game appearances. My sanity can NOT wait another 11 years.
This season has been a magical ride with the 3-0 start turning into a 4-6 team and then getting hot down the stretch to make it all the way to the AFC Championship.
What I do like is that we did this with a Rookie Head Coach and a Rookie QB which should only get better with experience. We also did it without Kerry Jenkins who's been out all year who was our best defensive player. We did it without Leon Washington who's been out all year who was our biggest special teams weapon our biggest offensive weapon which gave Sanchez one less option when no one was open. We also did it without Larry Izzo who was one of our best special teams tacklers.
And the game was close. We didn't get murdered. It would have helped Shawn Ellis had his hand available as he was playing with a broken hand and couldn't grab. Kerry Rhodes was on a bad knee. Bart Scott was on a hurt ankle. Donald Strickland left the game with a hurt groin. And our offense stopped moving once Shonn Greene hurt his ribs and left the game.
And despite all of this, we had a 17-6 lead and things started to change at the 2 minute mark when Peyton Manning needed a score to keep the game close. And with three passes to the same guy, they were in the endzone. The 2nd catch caught because Drew Coleman jumped prematurely to deflect the ball and the touchdown was caused by no one decided to cover Collie in the endzone.
But, despite all of that, we were still in the 3rd quarter with a 4 point lead and were 23 minutes from the Super Bowl. Twenty three freggin minutes to get this monkey off our backs. Twenty three minutes til glory. Twenty three minutes until to play for the prize that has eluded us for 41 years. Those 23 minutes were painful.
Some things that killed us yesterday besides injuries were using Dwight Lowery instead of Lito Sheppard was a bit strange. Jay Feely missing a 44 yarder indoors hurt. The refs missed a late hit on Sanchez which should have given us a first down. The 12 men on the field penalty killed a good defensive stand. The coverage on Pierre Garcon was pathetic as was the lack of coverage on Collie. The two minute drill executed perfectly by Manning. It all hurts.
A lot of people are saying "just wait until next year." The last time I said that, it was the home opener and there were Super Bowl expectations. Vinny went down with his achillies and you know what happened from there. It took us 11 years to get back.
This one is going to hurt for a while. But, it's nice to know that for the first time in a long time, we have the makings of a franchise quarterback and a coach that will do what it takes to win a Championship before the end of Obama's 4 years.
Leon Hess was still in his grave yesterday with the same depressing results but I think his corpse actually cracked a smile.
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Friday, January 22, 2010
New Jets Acronym
The Old Acronym:
J.E.T.S. - Just End The Season
The New Acronym:
J.E.T.S. - Jets Expect The Superbowl
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