Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Change The Philosophy


Maybe we should get some more SKILL !

Tough Day For Gang Green


What happend to our defense???

Monday, October 17, 2005

Why We Lost


2 Interceptions, 1 Fumble, No Tackling = 1 Loss

On The Positive Side


At least Nugent kicked a nice FG on Sunday!

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Coles On Oprah


DVR ALERT !!!

Ya Gotta Believe


Bring on the Bills...Bee-Otch !

Friday, October 14, 2005

This Week's AFC Defensive Player Of The Week


is Dwayne Robertson !

Have A Beer


Sunday, crack open a cold Miller Lite and root for Gang Green to win 2 in a row !

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Very Impressive


I've very impressed that someone could make a Jets helmet out of Lego. However, I'll be more impressed if we could win TWO games in a row !

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Seems Easy


Chad's surgery seems like a piece of cake. See ya opening day next year !

Our Player Of The Week


Making it look easy ! Now win again !

Monday, October 10, 2005

Jets Hot Chick Of The Week Award #4


This week's winner !

Just Vin Baby !


The season has been saved...for the time being !

Jet Fan Of The Week


Glad this ain't my kid !

Getting Better


Vinny played OK but he should only getting better. Our defense is SOLID. Maybe the season will now turn around ! (Knock On Wood)

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Vilma Is Pumped


There is no stopping #51 out there today. After a 1-3 start, Mr. Vilma is pissed off.

Let's Go Old Man


Vinny must be somewhat mobile today vs. the Bucs.

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Choosing The QB




Herm was hard at work making this decision!

Buc/Ex-Jet Anthony Becht reveals secret. . .


. . . that he has been a life-long victim of Hands Like Feet Syndrome.

"I've been holding this back for such a long time. It was eating me up inside, and I knew I wouldn't be able to be happy until I let it out." said Becht at a 4:20 PM press conference today.

When Anthony was born, doctors told his mother that the shape of his hands would correct itself within a year. However, after a year without any progress, he was diagnosed with HLFS. His parents were devastated. "We hoped that one day he would work in the family business. But who would eat a pizza made with someone's feet?"

At school, the other children ridiculed him, and frequent bullying forced him to eventually stand up for himself. He developed a strong shoving ability, and this was what drew the attention of the local high school football coach, Dirk Podinski. "He wasn't the brightest kid, and those mitts of his were about as useful for catching as hooves, but dang, he really knew how to shove." stated Podinski.

But Anthony refused to play on the offensive line, because he believed it was "for losers". So Coach P did the next best thing, and put him at tight end. That was the beginning of a magical journey that would lead all the way to being selected 27th overall in the 2000 draft by the New York Jets."

Every Sunday, I think of everyone who supported me so I could make it this far. I've started my own charity foundation to research a cure for HLFS, and I hope that I help some kids out there. As a kid I never could've imagined that I'd be making 1.69 catches per game for a professional football team."

When asked what he thought of Becht's revelation, Jets coach Herm Edwards said "Who the f**k is Anthony Becht?".

The Never Ending Story


The Vinny Era Beings...(again) !

A Jets Back Page Please


When the Yankees get eliminated today and the Giants don't play tomorrow, it would finally be nice to see a Jets VICTORY make the local paper's back page already !

Where Is The Running Game?


Curtis MUST be a superhero tomorrow !

Friday, October 07, 2005

Bollinger: Looking Back


Can't wait to see what Vinny says after this weeks affair!

Two Jets Fan Talking




Start drinking if things go sour on Sunday !

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Brown Bag Reminder



Reminder...bring your brown bags on Sunday when the offense sputters !

Vinny Math = Destiny !


If you take the first letters of VINNY with A equals 1, B equals 2, C equals 3, and so on, VINNY will come out to 84.

Take 84 and subtract by 16 (Vinny's #) and you get 68.

68' was the year of the Jets first and only Super Bowl.

Now, Vinny will be 42 years old next month.
So, subtrack 42 from 68 to give you 26.

If you subtract the 1 Super Bowl victory from 26, you get 25.

2/5 is the date of this year's Super Bowl.

Therefore, VINNY = DESTINY !

Vinny Is Our New Starter


Game #4 of the year brings our 3rd Starter ! JUST VIN BABY !

Herm's Conversation With Brooks




I guess this is how the conversation went down.

The Dark Side Of The Jets


Look at the last 10 years of frustration:

1995: Leon Hess says, "Just Win Now" and hires Rich Kotite who goes 3-13 . One positive...Wayne Chrebet. But, we get the #1 Pick in the draft..

1996: We draft "Keyshawn "Throw Me The Damn Ball" Johnson. It gets worse...Kotite goes 1-15. We get the #1 Pick in the draft..

1997: Parcells trades down from the #1 pick for James Farrior. Parcells blows a playoff spot w/ a Ray Lucas trick play plus a Leon Johnson HB option .

1998: Vinny and the Jets go 12-4 and make the AFC Championship Game. Jets blow a 10 point half-time lead. Too many 2nd half turnovers to remember.

1999: High expectations die when Vinny ruptures his achilles in Game #1. QB controversy -- Rick Mirer vs. Ray Lucas.

2000: Parcells quits coaching. Belicheck becomes Head Coach. Resigns 24 hours later as H.C. of the NY Jets. Team starts 6-1 under new coach Al Groh. Teams starting 6-1 make the playoffs 92% of the time. Jets were the 8% that didn't. Al Groh quits.

2001: Herman Edwards becomes head coach. Jets back into playoffs and lose to Raiders. Patriots win Super Bowl.

2002: Jets start 1-4. Pennington takes over and gets team to playoffs. After a big win, Chad has worst game EVER.

2003: Jets are AFC favorites but Chad hurts his wrist and the team starts 1-5. No playoffs...Pats win 2nd Super Bowl.

2004: Jets start 5-0 and 6-1. They still back into the playoffs. Eric Barton makes a bonehead play. Shottenheimer makes a big mistake. Herm makes the same big mistake the following week when Doug Brien misses a kick, losing to the Steelers. Patriots win 3rd Super Bowl.

2005: Edwards rushes Pennington back too soon . He gets hurt and is out from the year. We have a 41 year old QB.

To be continued....

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Herm To Change Strategy


Herm to be Moses and lead the Green out of this funk and to the promised land (knock on wood!)

Time To Hide


Save your grocery bags after this week's tailgate. You made need it!

Jets Monopoly


Joe Namath is one of the blues ala Boardwalk & Park Place. Who is the other?

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Help The Jets Fight Cancer !


York Jets Breast Cancer Awareness DayThe Greater New York City Affiliate of the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation, Davis Vision, Robert Wood Johnson University Hospital and the Jets Women’s Organization (JWO) present Jets Breast Cancer Awareness Day on October 9, 2005 at The Meadowlands. The event’s goal is to create public awareness and education on the issue of breast cancer and to promote the early detection steps for disease prevention. Prior to the New York Jets kickoff at 1:00 p.m. against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, JWO members and Komen Greater NYC volunteers will distribute 25,000 pink bracelets at the stadium gates and collect donations upon entry into the game. In addition, the New York Jets will donate five dollars to Komen Greater NYC for every pink hat bought during the 2005 season online or at the stadium. JWO founder, Lia Edwards and Komen Greater NYC Communications Director, Adrienne Scordato, will serve as honorary captains for the opening coin toss.

Despite Our Poor Play...


We got ourselves a stud on defense for the next 10 years !

I Got A Coaching Idea !


Bring Back Joe !

We Need Some Serious Help


I think we need to end the Bollinger era if the coaching staff doesn't let him throw the ball.

Our Team MVP So Far Is...


Our Punter !

Monday, October 03, 2005

Jets Hot Chick Of The Week Award #3



Maybe this will help keep our minds off of Sunday's performance!

The Numbers Say It All


1. Failing to score on first-and- goal from the Ravens' 1-yard line, when a touchdown would have changed the momentum of the game?

2. Thirty-seven yards total offense in the first half?

3. Twenty-eight yards rushing for the game?

4. Three critical drops by veterans Jerald Sowell, Justin McCareins and Doug Jolley? Only eight first downs?

5. Just 152 yards total offense?

6. Five sacks?

7. Nine punts.

8. The Jets had more than twice as many punting yards (380) as passing yards (149), more incompletions (14) than first downs (eight), and no touchdowns.

9. They have failed to get into the end zone on offense even once in the 18 possessions since Chad Pennington injured his right rotator cuff in the third quarter last week against the Jaguars.

10. First downs 83rd-down efficiency 3-for-14

11. Net passing yards 124

12. Yards per pass 4.4

13. Rushing yards 28

14. Yards per rush 1.9

15. Net total yards 152

16. Time of possession 21:59

The Train Has Crashed


And it is a total mess !

Herm's Philosophy


It could be time for a coaching change after this season. This guy is too conservative and it isn't working.

Who Do We Turn To ?


Ladies and Gentlemen...we have a QB problem.

Saturday, October 01, 2005

A New Jets Fan Coming


15 more weeks and another Jets Fan arrives...The Harrison Baby !

Gangs Of New Jersey


Now that New York is out of the picture, the Gangs of New York need to step up their game plans as I'm not impressed with the strategy yet!