Getting Ready For The Fish

Tough Loss

Game Day!

Push Around The Big Boys

Good Sunday

Cant's and Can's

Cant’s:


- Can’t run the ball.

- Can’t block and open up holes to run.

- Can’t protect the quarterback.

- Can’t throw above the defense (too many tipped balls)

- Can’t throw to wide open receivers

- Can’t give the QB time to throw the ball

- Can’t run the correct routes

- Can’t catch the ball

- Can’t ground and pound

- Can’t control the ball or the line of scrimmage

- Can’t run a wildcat that fools anyone

- Can’t manage 2nd half time-outs

- Can’t keep their players healthy

- Can’t blame Wayne Hunter anymore

- Can’t feel the pressure from opposing pass rushers

- Can’t avoid the sack or throw away the ball

- Can’t hold onto the ball once hit

- Can’t fool anyone with their offensive play calling

- Can’t hold on to an onsides kick that lands right in your hands

- Can’t stop the run

- Can’t stop the pass

- Can’t pass rush

- Can’t tackle

- Can’t overcome mistakes

- Can’t count how many men are on the field (12 is one too many !)

- Can’t score from three yards out

- Can’t keep a drive alive unless there is a fake punt

- Can’t get first downs. (seems like they are always a half yard short or less)

- Can’t draft an impact player of late

- “Can’t Wait !”

- Can’t afford to go any longer without a signing a veteran receiver.


Can’s:

- Can definitely run the ball for 1 or 2 yards on 1st down.

- Can run a kickoff back for a TD

- Can disappoint and frustrate fans

- Can throw mind-boggling interceptions

- Can ruin the flow for either quarterback with the in and out nonsense

- Can fumble after the sack very well

- Can drop balls and an amazing rate

- Can watch running backs have career days each week

- Can kick field goals

- Can TALK well about being a “ground and pound” team

- Can go 3 and out very well

Revis Out !

Beaten Fish

Ground And Pound Don't Work !

Hey Rex: IT IS TIME TO DRAW UP A NEW GAME PLAN !!!


Shonn Greene has rushed the ball 38 times for a whopping 117 yards, or a pathetic average of 3.08 yards per rush.

There are 36 running backs in the NFL that have a higher yards per rush average than our starting running back.

Our other running backs have a better average as well: Powell 3.58, McKnight 7.5, and Tebow 5.5.

There are 20 other running backs in the NFL that have more total rushing yards than Greene’s 117.

Mr. Green averages 58.5 yards per game rushing. There are 19 other running backs in the league with a better average.

His 38 rushes are the 9th most in the league.

His longest run of the year was 14 yards. There are at least 50 running backs or more with their longest run of the year 15 yards or more. (The list stopped at Top 50).

How can we “Ground & Pound” if we have an average at best player as our starting running back.

This is quite sad.

Tebow Does Vogue

Dolphin Watch

Revis Cleared To Play !

They Asked For It...

Crushed!

Get Big Ben!

WOW!

With the NFL really getting underway Sunday, we give you Krystal from Rick's Cabaret in midtown. No word on whether Mark Sanchez's jersey was left at Rick's or if Krystal will be sporting a Tim Tebow jersey by Week 5.

1-0 !!!

Few More Days !

Sanchez !