Friday, December 21, 2012

Come To Ricks To Mourn The Jets Season!

NY JETS ELIMINATED FROM THE PLAYOFFS; RICK'S CABARET NEW YORK GIRLS OFFER SOLACE AND SOME ADVICE


Rick's Cabaret New York Girl Mackenzie offered some advice to the Jets. "Look, your season is over--you f'd up. But you have to forget about it and move on."

"I would like to try and cheer them up," said Rick's Cabaret New York Girl Kendra. "It won't be easy, but let's start with a night of fun at Rick's, and no talk about football."

Rick's Cabaret New York Girl Bianca agreed, "Hey, we love the Jets. We're here for you in your time of need. We'll start with a big juicy steaks in our gourmet restaurant, and for dessert you can have lap dances from me and some of the other gorgeous Rick's Girls. I promise it will make you feel better."

Rick's Cabaret New York Girl Wendy had a different perspective. "I like the Giants. Eli Manning is an elite quarterback. The best quarterback the Jets have is Greg McElroy and that dummy Rex Ryan didn't even activate him."

Rick's Cabaret New York

*** Over 100 Showgirls Daily
*** Three Floors of Luxury
*** VIP Private Suites, Deluxe Sky Boxes
*** Full Menu Steakhouse, Open Late
*** Heated Roof Deck Cigar Lounge and Garden
*** Businessmen's Lunch Special
*** Weekend Brunch
*** Awarded "#1 Strip Club in NYC" by Playboy




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