Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Jersey Blowout Sale


Don't you think $19.24 is still a bit high for a Ty Law Jets Jersey? It should be a FREE Giveaway with purchase of a player currently on the Jets roster.

Cleaning House !


It's a bit scary when your Head Coach looks a bit like a young Mrs. Doubtfire! Well, Oliver Celestin was cut today to add to the house cleaning list:

Jay Fiedler (WAIVED)
Jerald Sowell (WAIVED)
Barry Gardner (WAIVED)
Lance Legree (WAIVED)
Pete Kendall ???
Jason Fabini (WAIVED)
Harry Williams Jr. (WAIVED)
Kevin Mawae ???
Ty Law (WAIVED)
John Abraham (franchise tagged...do we trade him ?)
Wayne Chrebet (RETIRED)
Chad Pennington (the BIG question mark ???)
Oliver Celestin (WAIVED)

Monday, February 27, 2006

The Ultimate Wayne Highlight !





Vinny goes back to pass, finds Chrebet in the corner of the endzone. Another Jets comback! Wayne...we will miss you and this game was one of the many highlights! Ooops, I actually stand corrected from my brother. It wasn't Vinny who threw the ball. Look closer at the picture. I can't believe I forgot that.

Abe Trade Rumor ?


Rumor has it we are trying to trade John Abraham to the Texans to swap #1 picks. At #1, would we draft Reggie Bush or Matt Leinart???

Thursday, February 23, 2006

C-Mart: A Class Act !


The Jets and Curtis Martin agreed on a restructured contract that will make it possible for the star running back to stay with the team and continue his quest to be the NFL's All-Time Rushing leader in a few years.

Martin, whose streak of 119 consecutive regular-season starts, and his 1000 yards per year streak ended with a knee injury requiring surgery last season, said he believed he "let our team down" and added, "There are a lot of things more important than money."

"I wanted to resolve the matter quietly and never felt like it had to become an ugly situation," Martin said. "This was not a hard decision because of the belief I have in the leadership of this team and my teammates, and that I have in myself. I have already begun to prepare for the 2006 season and am anxious to get the bad taste that the season left me with."

I hope Chad Pennington can now realize what he MUST do!

Who Do We Draft?


I've heard we want Jay Cutler. Now I hear he could be going at #3 and there are rumors we trade ahead of them to pick Cutler. But, if we traded up to #3, is Leinart a better pick? Or if Cutler goes at #3, do we just draft Vince Young at #4? Bush is definitely #1 and the next three teams want a QB so don't trade up and lose draft picks. You need draft picks to build this team. See who lands in your lap at #4 and it will no doubt be one of the 3 QBs who are all supossed to be pretty good.

Another Jets Song


“Sympathy for the NYJ Devil”
Tune: "Sympathy For the Devil by The Rolling Stones
Written by: Death By Jets

Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a fan of stealth and waste
I’ve been around for a long, long career
Stole many a Jet fan’s soul and faith

And I was ’round when Richard Todd
Had his moment of mud and rain
Made damn sure that Duhe
Picked his pass and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of our shame

I stuck around the Meadowlands
When I saw it was a time for a change
Hired Rich Kotite and his ministers
And Jet Nation screamed in vain

I made Chad kneel
Ruptured Vinny’s heel
When you think there’s hope
I always say “nope”

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh no
Ah, what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of our shame, oh no

I watched with glee
While busts sign and studs flee
Wasting three decades
For the GMs that paid

I shouted out,
“Who chilled the Belichicks?”
When after all
It was Tuna and me

Let me please introduce myself
I’m a fan of stealth and waste
And laid plans for coordinators
Who get killed because they ran draw plays

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh no
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of our shame, oh no, get down, Curtis

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh no
But what’s confusing you
Is just the nature of our shame

Just as every stop is a penalty
And all the winners Pats
As spike is fake
Just call me Same-Old-Jets
Cause the season’s over and that-is-that

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned Hermisms
Or I’ll lay your green soul to waste, um no

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um no
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of our shame, um mean it, get down

Boo, hoo
Oh no, we’re goin’ down
Oh no
Oh no!

Tell me Woody, what’s my name
Tell me Hermy, can ya guess my name
Tell me Terry, what’s my name
I tell you one time, your to blame

Boo, hoo
Boo, hoo
Boo, hoo
Boo, hoo, hoo
Boo, hoo, hoo
Boo, hoo, hoo
Boo, hoo, hoo
Oh, no

What’s my name
Tell me, BP, what’s my name
Tell me, Chadwick, what’s my name

Boo, hoo, hoo
Boo, hoo, hoo
Boo, hoo, hoo
Boo, hoo, hoo
Boo, hoo, hoo
Boo, hoo, hoo
Boo, hoo, hooOh, no

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

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NY Jets Cut Day !


The New York Jets announced today that the following players have been placed on waivers: tackle Jason Fabini, quarterback Jay Fiedler, linebacker Barry Gardner, defensive tackle Lance Legree, fullback Jerald Sowell and wide receiver Harry Williams, Jr. Additionally, the Jets and CB Ty Law mutually agreed today not to exercise the contract options for the 2006, 2007 and 2008 seasons. The announcements were made by New York Jets’ General Manager Mike Tannenbaum.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

A Good Jets Song


“My Jet Fan High”
Set to the tune of "American Pie" by Don McLean
Written by Death By Jets Fan

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How that ballclub used to make me smile.
And I knew if Herm took a chance
That we could make it to the Big Dance
And, maybe, we’d be happy for a while.

But January made me shiver
With every kick Doug Brien didn’t deliver.
Bad news on the big screen;
I didn’t even give a scream.

I can’t remember if I cried
When I watch that last kick sail too wide,
But something crushed me deep inside
The day the season died.

So bye-bye, to my Jet fan high.
Smashed my remote as I emote,
And let the swears fly.
I feel like I could drink some arsenic and lye
Singin’, "this’ll be the Sunday I die.
"this’ll be the Sunday I die."

Did you have a team you love,
And do you have faith in Weeb above,
If the old-timers tell you so?
Do you believe we won it all,
And that this franchise once stood tall,
And can you tell me all you know?

Well, I know that we’re in love with them
`cause we watch despite all the mayhem.
We all kicked down some brews.
Cause it’s the only way to kill the blues.

I am a miserable middle-aged dumb-ass schmuck
Whose heart is always run-over by a big green truck,
And I have never even heard of luck
The day the season died.

I started singin’,
“bye-bye, to my Jet fan high.”
Smashed my remote as I emote,
And let the swears fly.
I feel like I could drink some arsenic and lye
Singin’, "this’ll be the Sunday I die.
"this’ll be the Sunday I die."

Now for thirty-six years we could only dream
And Moss grows phat on another team,
But that’s not how it used to be.
When Broadway threw to win the game,
In pantyhose, we loved him just the same
And an arm that earned him a Super Bowl trophy,

Oh, and while the king was looking down,
Two bad knees stole his chance at a second crown.
His legend is truly earned;
But the magic never returned.
And while the Sack Exchange led the attack,
Richard Todd almost got us back,
But AJ and mud gave a fade-to-black
The day the season died.

We were singing,
“bye-bye, to my Jet fan high.”
Smashed my remote as I emote,
And let the swears fly.
I feel like I could drink some arsenic and lye
Singin’, "this’ll be the Sunday I die.
"this’ll be the Sunday I die."

Kotite, what a fright, but the Tuna came to set it right.
The turnaround was an amazing sight,
Winning games and rising fast
At the Meadowlands they added grass.
Leon Johnson tried for a forward pass,
And same-old-Jets came back from the past.

Now the ninety-eight team brought a collective roar
As we finished the season twelve and four.
We all got up for the dance,
Oh, but we never got the chance!
As Curtis and KJ tried to take the field;
The Broncos D refused to yield.
Do you recall how Vinny was revealed
The day the season died?

We started singing,
“bye-bye, to my Jet fan high.”
Smashed my remote as I emote,
And let the swears fly.
I feel like I could drink some arsenic and lye
Singin’, "this’ll be the Sunday I die.
"this’ll be the Sunday I die."

Oh, here we all are in a strange new place
With a head coach who is lost in space
With no time left on the clock again.
So come on: Herm be nimble, Herm be quick!
Herm probably has a story about a candlestick
Cause BS is the Hermster’s only friend.

Oh, and as I watched him on the screen
My hands were clenched and I gave a scream.
No coordinator who gives ‘em hell
Could break old Herman’s spell.
And as the scores climbed high into the night
I knew that something wasn’t right,
I heard Herman saying “we’ll be alright”
The day the season died

He was singing,
“bye-bye, to my Jet fan high.”
Smashed my remote as I emote,
And let the swears fly.
I feel like I could drink some arsenic and lye
Singin’, "this’ll be the Sunday I die.
"this’ll be the Sunday I die."

We started a QB who gave us hope
Was he the savior….sorry….again nope,
He tore his shoulder and then turned away.
I went down to theganggreen.com board
I searched for answers, but my faith wasn’t restored,
And the men there said it was tough to watch them play.

And in the threads: the darksiders screamed,
The faithful cried, and the sunshiners dreamed.
A million words were spoken;
All of our hearts were broken.
And the three things I abhor the most:
The Fake Spike, the shovel pass and the SOJ ghost,
They all have made our beloved team toast
The day the season died.

And they were singing,
“bye-bye, to my Jet fan high.”
Smashed my remote as I emote,
And let the swears fly.
I feel like I could drink some arsenic and lye
Singin’, "this’ll be the Sunday I die.
"this’ll be the Sunday I die."

They were singing,
“bye-bye, to my Jet fan high.”
Smashed my remote as I emote,
And let the swears fly.
I feel like I could drink some arsenic and lye
Singin’, "this’ll be the Sunday I die."this’ll be the Sunday I die."

Clock Management 101



I found an old picture. I guess where Herm studied "Clock Management."

Monday, February 20, 2006

Jets Staff Complete


Joining Mangini on the coaching staff will be (in alphabetical order):
Richie Anderson, assistant wide receivers coach
Brett Bech, assistant strength and conditioning coach
Corwin Brown, defensive backs coach
Bryan Cox, assistant defensive line coach
Mike Devlin, assistant offensive line coach
Andy Dickerson, coaches assistant
Sam Gash, assistant running backs/special teams coach
Jim Herrmann, linebackers coach
Rick Lyle, assistant strength and conditioning coach
Denny Marcin, defensive line coach
Jason Mandolesi, defensive quality control
Noel Mazzone, wide receivers coach
Jason Michael, offensive quality control
Markus Paul, head strength and conditioning coach
Jimmy Raye, running backs coach
Brian Schottenheimer, offensive coordinator
Bob Sutton; defensive coordinator
Mike Westhoff; special teams coordinator
Tony Wise, offensive line coach.

Thoughts On The QB Situation


Chad or no Chad next year, we are still gonna stink !

Let The Rebuilding Begin



We have an new management team, new coaching staff, salary cap issues, and now a QB that won't restructure his contract. Yup...let the rebuilding begin !

Friday, February 17, 2006

Jay Z A Jets Fan


The guy that owns part of the Nets roots for the Jets. Who cares. But, Beyonce' then must root for what his hubby roots for. I want to see her in a skimpy Jets outfit !

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Who's The Jets All-Time Best QB (Less The Big 5) ?


Take away Joe Namath, Richard Todd, Ken O'Brien, Vinny Testervede, & Chad Pennington, who is the next best QB the Jets have ever had:
A. Matt Robinson
B. Pat Ryan
C. Tony Eason
D. Ray Lucas
E. Rick Mirer
F. Browning Nagle
G. Jeff Blake
H. Brooks Bollinger
I. Quincy Carter
J. Ricky Ray
K. Boomer Esiason
L.Glen Foley
M. Neil O'Donnell
N. Al Woodall
O. Frank Reich
P. Babe Parilli
Q. Kliff Kingsbury
R. Jay Fiedler
S. Troy Taylor
T. Other

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

I'm Glad...


I'm so glad this dick doesn't sit in my section. It's bad enough I have to look at that ugly mo-fo Fireman Ed when he does his chant but this guy would get shit on if he sat in Section 122.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

The Jets Stress Me Out But...


The Jets really stress me out but now I have a bit more focus on my new little Jet Fan -- Ella !

Monday, February 13, 2006

Jets Ask Chad To Restructure


The NY Jets have asked Chad Pennington to take a pay cut to a $1M base salary (plus incentives for playing time) this year. Wonder what will happen if he doesn't agree to the pay cut?

Jets Sign Cox To Staff


The Jets have signed Bryan Cox to be a defensive assistant. Can you imagine our sidline if Dick Curl was still here. Picture Dick Curl, Cox, Woody Johnson, and B.J. all standing next to eachother.

Friday, February 10, 2006

Wayne Chrebet Promises He'll Return To Figure Skating Soon


Article From SpoiledSports.net

Long Island – Jets receiver Wayne Chrebet is steadfast in his determination to return from his latest on-field concussion, and promises a return to figure skating soon.

“I will certainly return to the ice this season,” a slightly dazed but defiant Chrebet said, “and when I do, you will see the old Wayne Chrebet, the one who could perform a triple lutz and then devour an entire continent with my fire-breathing dragons.”

Chrebet has been recovering in the comfort of his home on Long Island, surrounded by friends and family who pretend to understand exactly what he is talking about.

“I would like to rewire those scrotums,” Chrebet said when asked about his chances of playing again this season, “and without a doubt, the orangutans that complain about the breast milk are part of my plan.”

Chrebet, who has taken to only responding to the name ‘Marvin’ and speaking Olde English at intermittent times throughout his conversations, is expected by most experts to retire, looked back fondly on his days with the Jets.“

By far, my most memorable moment thus far has been being named Secretary of the U.S. Treasury, a job which I excelled in for seventy-five years,” he said, “and with the support of my teammates such as Charlie Chaplin and Yosemite Sam, I expect to be back in the kitchen transcribing the hookers quite soon."

Mangini Shocks Jets, Accepts Job w/ Post Office


Article From: SpoiledSports.net

Hofstra – In the latest in a series of stunning head coach departures, newly hired Jets coach Eric Mangini announced Tuesday that he will not be coaching the team this season, instead seeking a career with the United States Postal Service.

“After much consideration, I regret to inform the Jets that I think what’s best for me and my family at this time is to accept the position of mail carrier in Jackson Heights,” Mangini told a crowded room of reporters.

The Jets have been burned by their last four coaches, each leaving in a controversial and untimely fashion. Mangini’s departure sent shockwaves through the organization.

“Well, I guess it was just a matter of time,” former GM Terry Bradway said, “It was going to happen sooner or later, so we respect Eric’s decision to move on and allow us to do the same.”

NFL analyst Peter King says that Mangini’s choice was simple.

“Look, if given the choice between running a cursed franchise that will never advance beyond mediocrity and being able to travel through Queens with a mailbag slung over your shoulder, anyone in their right mind would choose the latter,” King said, “I am sure that after a couple of years delivering mail, he will move onto supervisor and be in charge of a bunch of people who will actually listen to him.”

Mangini, 34, would have become the youngest head coach in the NFL and received a salary that more than triples that of his current assistant coach salary. The risk of coaching the Jets just seemed to much for the Bill Parcells and Bill Belichik disciple to take. He will take the post office exam early next week, and hopes to be able to start sometime in February.

As for the Jets, they have narrowed down their latest head coach choices to comedian Carrot Top and one of Rich Kotite’s turds.

Terry Bradway Credits Coffee For Moment Of Clarity


Article From: SpoiledSports.net

HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. - Jets general manager Terry Bradway stepped down Tuesday in a surprising move, after having his morning coffee.

"I was sitting in my boxer shorts playing with myself and thinking how great it was to be the Jets general manager," said Bradway. "And then the Cinnamon Dolce Latte hit my lips and I realized the Jets really suck."

Assistant general manager Mike Tannenbaum takes over for Bradway. Bradway will stay with the team as a consultant. It was Tannenbaum who pushed for the Jets to hire Eric Mangini as coach last month, and the two are close friends. It is believed he urged Bradway to make the decision to hire the 35-year-old coach.

"We struggled to get four lousy wins last year, our big-money quarterback is on the shelf, and I just let Herman Edwards go to the Chiefs in exchange for a fourth-round pick", Bradway admitted while finishing his breakfast croissant. "And only one of the players I drafted, linebacker Jonathan Vilma, is a Pro Bowler. And he was an injury substitute. Damn this is good caffeine!"

The Jets scheduled a news conference later Tuesday to discuss the moves. For his first official act, Tannenbaum is reportedly considering banning coffee in the locker room and the upper management offices.

Jets Brass Urgently Searches For Doctor That Will Recommend Pennington's Retirement


Article From SpoiledSports.net

East Rutherford – With serious salary cap issues and the announcement that Chad Pennington’s shoulder injury will not force him to end his career, Jets brass has been scrambling to find a doctor who will indeed recommend his retirement.“

There’s got to be somebody, anybody,” former General Manager Terry Bradway said, “All we are looking for is someone who will just tell the guy to call it quits already. We can’t have him out there throwing those eight yard flutterballs anymore.”

After his most recent injury, a rotator cuff tear against the Jaguars in week three, Pennington’s playing future appeared in doubt, and the Jets realized that they might be able to begin to search for a new quarterback who could actually throw the ball downfield in their new offensive system. However, after seeing Dr. James Andrews in Alabama and having the shoulder repaired, Pennington expressed optimism that he will be back next season.“

He is a resilient little bastard, isn’t he,” former coach Herman Edwards said, “We’ve brought in about eight different doctors and none of them, regardless of how much money I slipped them before the checkup, would tell him that he’s done. What more can we do?”

With six more months of recovery ahead of him, Pennington has been alarmed by the behavior of some of the Jets towards him.“

Last time I saw John Abraham, he challenged me to an arm wrestle,” Pennington said, “How can I arm wrestle when I have a sling on? Then Jonathan Vilma wanted to show me these moves that he saw on ‘WWE Raw’ the night before, so he picks me up and tries to slam me to the mat. You would think that they are trying to re-injure me!”

Attempts to find a doctor with a varying opinion have been difficult. Apparently, Offensive Coordinator Schottenheimer has a cousin who is a podiatrist, but thus far has not been able to contact him.

“Once I can get him to look at Chad, we should be in business,” Schottenheimer said, “I’ll have him throw some technical terms around and then recommend retirement. He probably won’t ask for much in return, either. Maybe a dinner at Chili’s or something. It’ll be worth it to finally have someone who can throw more than five yards execute my brilliant system.”

Current Head Coach Eric Mangini denies truth to the rumors that he secretly met with Jeff Gilooly last week in a last ditch effort to solve the problem.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Curtis and Toni


Sports Illustrated did a segment on their website about Athletes and Celebrity splits and Curtis Martin and Toni Braxton were on their Top 19 List. I don't have much to say about this but how could I NOT put this picture up of Toni Braxton!

Bradway Gets An Extension


FROM TODAY'S STAR LEDGER:

Former Jets general manager Terry Bradway was given a one-year extension on his contract while stepping aside in favor of Mike Tannenbaum, according to a league official close to Bradway.

Bradway, who is now a "consultant" with the club, had two years remaining on his contract. He had served as the club's general manager for five seasons.

The extension should put an end to speculation that there was a power struggle between Bradway and Tannenbaum.

Bradway, 50, wants to remain in the area. He lives in South Jersey with his wife, Kathy, has a son who plays football at Villanova and two other teenage children.

Gotta Love Joe


With his Team in disaray, Joe Namath walks out as one of the 40 MVPs of a Super Bowl last Sunday and in a non-drunk fashion, flashes the JETS Logos from inside his jacket. I loved it.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

McCareins' Mom Featured In New Cookbook


The old adage "Mom knows best" now rings truer than ever as moms of 32 NFL players have teamed up to launch the "Moms Know Best" book, a collection of family recipes, casual entertaining ideas, and a fun guide to football. The mothers, who are also members of the Pro Football Players Moms’ Association (PFPMA), are being honored for their outstanding support, dedication, and commitment for raising all-star sons. Now moms everywhere can get life lessons, stories, and tips from the women behind many of football’s biggest stars!

Alicia McCareins, who holds both a Ph.D. in psychology as well as a law degree from Northwestern, was selected as the representative of the New York Jets. She is the mother Justin McCareins, a fifth-year receiver from Northern Illinois. The former model is also looking to publish her own book - Fall Colors – The Family Journal of an NFL Mom - which will be completed this spring.

The "Moms Know Best" book will be available from January 2006 to May ’06.

Curtis Wins Bart Starr Award


New York Jets running back Curtis Martin was named winner of the Bart Starr Award at the annual NFL-sanctioned Super Bowl Breakfast, hosted by Athletes in Action.

The winner of the Bart Starr Award is determined by NFL player balloting at the end of the regular season. It honors Starr's lifelong commitment to serving as a positive role model to his family, teammates and community.

The New Kids On The Block


What the beat writers are saying:

"The Jets, champions only of subterfuge, paranoia and social awkwardness, would not say why they didn't push Bradway the second Edwards escaped."--Steve Serby

"Terry Bradway yesterday was demoted from general manager of the Jets to player personnel consultant, yet listening to him you'd have thought he was promoted."--Mark Cannizzaro

"In the meantime, however, Jets fans had better brace themselves for major growing pains, and because the Jets are the Jets, you can't help but wonder whether Johnson, Mangini and Tannenbaum will turn into the Bermuda Triangle of the NFL."--Steve Serby

"And, in keeping with the truest sense of a Jets' press conference in their auditorium, the word "fired" never was used. If you recall Rich Kotite's exit press conference, he made it clear (we think) that he was not fired and was not quitting, but that he was stepping aside."--Mark Cannizzaro

"At the news conference yesterday to announce the change in power, from Bradway to Mike Tannenbaum, owner Woody Johnson sounded like Mister Rogers, never using harsh words like "fired" or "demoted." He said it was "mutually agreed" that Bradway will "step down." Just a beautiful day in the neighborhood."--Rich Cimini

"Once Edwards was gone, the clock was ticking on Bradway. Except it wasn't a clock. It was a Tannenbomb."--Steve Serby

"The strange, strange world of the Jets just keeps getting stranger. Last month, Edwards became the fourth coach in the last six years to quit on them when he forced his trade to Kansas City. And then yesterday, Bradway seemed like the happiest man in the building less than a day after Johnson delivered the news he was out as GM and could stick around as a consultant."--Gary Myers

"In the span of a month, they've gone from Men to Boyz."--Rich Cimini

"Welcome to "Romper Room." More and more we have come to realize the Jets are Johnson's toy, and now 35-year-old Eric Mangini and his 36-year-old pal Tannenbaum are his "Babes in Toyland," given the grim task of rebuilding a floundering franchise and overtaking Bill Belichick and the Patriots to the north and Nick Saban and the Dolphins to the south."--Steve Serby

"You're in a city where the Yankees are the standard," the Giants general manager said yesterday, after learning that Tannenbaum had replaced Terry Bradway as the Jets' GM. "That means world championships or nothing."--Bob Glauber

Football Guy Out, Budget Guy In


I was definitely not a fan of Terry Bradway and thought he did a terrible job as GM but one thing I did like about him was that he is a football guy.

This Tannanbaum guy is a pure salary cap "guru", "capologist", "accountant." He sits at a desk with a massive excel spreadsheet and plays with the numbers to see how he can get everyone to fit.

What does he know about football? What does he know about scouting? What makes Woody think that he can be a General Manager?

I'd be more confortable w/ Mangini as the GM than Mr. T and I don't want an unexperienced Head Coach doing anything more than coaching this year.

This is NOT fantasy football. We NEED a football guy to deal with Free Agency and the NFL Draft. Mike can play with the numbers but our cap is screwed up that I'm not sure how confidant I am in his ability to even manage the cap.

This is a SCARY time for Jets fans. We have a 35 year old unexperienced head coach, a 32 year old unexperienced offensive coordinator, and now will have a an unexperienced GM with NO football background but with good Excel skills.

This is a disaster !

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Our New GM: Mr. Excel Cap Guru


Hey Mr. Johnson, please check out my newest spreadsheet that shows the teams salary and cap status. Isn't it great. Maybe I can be your GM one day?

Next Year's Super Bowl Odds


The Odds to win Super Bowl XLI are in. The below are the teams with the WORST chances of winning it all. I'm surprised our odds are that high. I was thinking it would be at least 250-1. I'm sure the odds will get worse as Terry screws up another offseason !

New York Jets 100-1
Buffalo Bills 100-1
Cleveland Browns 100-1
Green Bay Packers 100-1
Houston Texans 100-1
New York Jets 100-1
Tennessee Titans 100-1
New Orleans Saints 200-1
San Francisco 49ers 200-1

Missing Tombstones


I could go one forever on bad moments and I have somewhere on my blog about all time BAD Jets moments but I found these tombstones and 2 important ones are missing that I needed to address:
- Jets Collapse Vs. Denver In Championship Game
- The Gastineau Late Hit In Playoff Game In Cleveland

Monday, February 06, 2006

Miss Jets 2005 Is...


With the Super Bowl now complete, I hereby announce the winner of Miss Jets 2005 is this girl that I have NO clue what her name is. However, she will wear the crown for the period of 1 year. If she is unable to fullfill her duties, I'll then have to figure out who will take her place for the balance of the year. Let's give a round of applause to Miss Jets 2005 - Jane Doe !

Let The Off Season Officially Begin


Now that James Farrior and the Steelers won the Super Bowl, it's time to mold this team in Super Bowl Champions. This draft is vital for the Team Bradway not to screw up. The biggest question: Do You Draft A QB ??? I'm torn on this as we have SO many needs. I don't want Vince Young and Leinart they say is just like Pennington. So, that leaves Cutler but to get him, we would should trade down a bit but you MUST stay ahead of Miami who would swoop him up on a second. It should be interesting. Let the off-season begin !!!

Friday, February 03, 2006

Another Jetless Super Bowl


Well, it's Super Bowl weekend again so the second it is over, it's time start another Super Bowl Quest. Man...I'm 35 years old, I'd like to see a Jets Super Bowl already !

Terry In Deep...


Let's hope Terry is in DEEP SHIT!

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Richie Anderson Signs To Retire As A Jet !



The New York Jets announced Wednesday the signing of fullback Richie Anderson, with his intent to retire as a Jet. The announcement was made by Jets’ Executive Vice President/General Manager Terry Bradway.

Anderson, a native of Sandy Spring, MD, entered the NFL as a sixth-round selection of the Jets’ in 1993. He finished his career with the Jets ranked second in team history for both receptions (305) and receiving yards (2,449) among running backs. He also caught 10 touchdown passes during his tenure placing him fourth in team annals. In 2000 Anderson was voted to the Pro Bowl as the starting fullback after finishing with a team and career-high 88 receptions for 853 yards and two touchdowns while rushing for 63 yards on 27 carries. He spent the final two seasons of his career with the Dallas Cowboys where he served as a team captain, and recorded 127 carries for 552 yards, and two touchdowns in addition to catching 95 passes for 700 yards and four touchdowns.

During his career Anderson was extremely versatility lining up at running back, tight end and wide receiver in addition to his regular fullback role. In 161 NFL games Anderson recorded 1,274 rushing yards and four touchdowns on 318 carries. He also added 400 receptions for 3,149 yards, 14 touchdowns; seven kickoff returns for 109 yards along with completing one 26-yard touchdown pass in four pass attempts. His 400 receptions place him 21st in NFL history among running backs in receptions.

My best memory of Richie was his role in the Monday Night Miracle. He was unstoppable in the 4th quarter !

Jets Don't Get Oscar Nod


This movie sucked ! I nominate Herman Edwards for this year's Golden Raspberry Award for worst exiting of a head coach for an NFL franchise!

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Danger Ahead


We have an owner with no clue.
We have a GM that that has no clue who loves Kansas City.
Terry Bradway makes a deal w/ his friend in KC to let Herman go there for a 4th round pick.
Then, he pays a favor to Marty Schottenheimer and hires his son to be the offensive coordinator.
We have a 35 year old head coach with NO head coaching experience.
We have a 32 year old offensive coordinator with NO coordinator experience.
Plus, we have a huge contract on a quarterback with NO arm.
Scary times are head. Please proceed with caution !