Another Jets Song

“Sympathy for the NYJ Devil”
Tune: "Sympathy For the Devil by The Rolling Stones
Written by: Death By Jets

Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a fan of stealth and waste
I’ve been around for a long, long career
Stole many a Jet fan’s soul and faith

And I was ’round when Richard Todd
Had his moment of mud and rain
Made damn sure that Duhe
Picked his pass and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of our shame

I stuck around the Meadowlands
When I saw it was a time for a change
Hired Rich Kotite and his ministers
And Jet Nation screamed in vain

I made Chad kneel
Ruptured Vinny’s heel
When you think there’s hope
I always say “nope”

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh no
Ah, what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of our shame, oh no

I watched with glee
While busts sign and studs flee
Wasting three decades
For the GMs that paid

I shouted out,
“Who chilled the Belichicks?”
When after all
It was Tuna and me

Let me please introduce myself
I’m a fan of stealth and waste
And laid plans for coordinators
Who get killed because they ran draw plays

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh no
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of our shame, oh no, get down, Curtis

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh no
But what’s confusing you
Is just the nature of our shame

Just as every stop is a penalty
And all the winners Pats
As spike is fake
Just call me Same-Old-Jets
Cause the season’s over and that-is-that

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned Hermisms
Or I’ll lay your green soul to waste, um no

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um no
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of our shame, um mean it, get down

Boo, hoo
Oh no, we’re goin’ down
Oh no
Oh no!

Tell me Woody, what’s my name
Tell me Hermy, can ya guess my name
Tell me Terry, what’s my name
I tell you one time, your to blame

Boo, hoo
Boo, hoo
Boo, hoo
Boo, hoo, hoo
Boo, hoo, hoo
Boo, hoo, hoo
Boo, hoo, hoo
Oh, no

What’s my name
Tell me, BP, what’s my name
Tell me, Chadwick, what’s my name

Boo, hoo, hoo
Boo, hoo, hoo
Boo, hoo, hoo
Boo, hoo, hoo
Boo, hoo, hoo
Boo, hoo, hoo
Boo, hoo, hooOh, no